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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

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kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys…

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digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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