what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
(Source: armadillo, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)
*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
dennys what the fuck
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education
(Source: baracknobama, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)